even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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