porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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