Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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