The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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