This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I am naked and annoyed.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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