hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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