But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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