She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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