If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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