Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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