it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Randomize
