just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just sucked dick on a ferry
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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