im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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