I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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