He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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