By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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