then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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