I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
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So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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