I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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