Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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