I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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