Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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