Nicole vs. Life
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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