Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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