no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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