I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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