But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I want you more than these girls want KFC
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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