Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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