i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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