The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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