My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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