do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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