i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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