someone get that fucking seahorse.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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