Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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