How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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