a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I need a beard to bite.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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