Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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