I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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