so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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