For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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