The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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