Well apparently he's into motor boating.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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