i always forget guys have bellybuttons
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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