I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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