Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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