i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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