We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
