I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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