Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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