I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I love you. Go after that dick
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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