my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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