Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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